So. The good versus scary list:
Some things we’ve found great…
1. Islands. Like Thailand, there are some truly beautiful rainforest islands off the coast of Malaysia (including Singapore I suppose!). We only had time to stay on one – Pulau Tioman – but it was lovely. Beautiful beaches, coral reefs and forests. Why don’t England and Wales have coasts like this eh?
2. Wildlife. This I suppose is very much related to the isolated island idea, but it also holds true even in Singapore where you can meet some alarmingly tame monkeys in the nature reserve. On Pulau Tioman we particularly loved the fact that the local wildlife was so abundant that you’d walk down the village and see huge lizards, families of monkeys, and turtles coming up for a breath of air by the pier. And if you venture into the water you’ll be rewarded by loads of fishes, eels, and even the odd octopus!
3. Malls. There are a fair few in Kuala Lumpur, but it is Singapore where the shopping mall comes into its own. It is actually difficult to walk 5m anywhere near the centre of town without coming across a new mall. We found the cinemas on the top floors were good too – much cheaper than the UK, and the popcorn is good too. Shame they blast the air conditioning on full power all the way through the film so that by the end you’re a virtual icicle…
4. Ice cream parlours. We spoilt ourselves regularly in Singapore – well, in a hot, tropical environment, a perfect way to cool down is by guzzling a nice Haagn Daz or Ben and Jerry’s’. Or if you’re not overheating, then a combination of Ben and Jerry’s ‘Chocolate therapy’ ice-cream and a hot waffle is very nice. These cafes are almost as numerous in Singapore as Shanghai, but unfortunately we didn’t find any ColdStone Creameries in competition. A shame – their chocolate brownie creation was particularly delicious!
And some scary things…
1. Fines. Singapore has far too many fineable offences. It ends up feeling really restrictive actually. The fact that you can’t cross the road without risking being penalised unless you’re at a crossing with the green man showing is absurd when there is no traffic! Or the national chewing-gum ban? Yes, chewing gum is illegal in Singapore. I mean it’s hardly a Class A narcotic now is it? OK, we couldn’t live with this fine culture, but there are some pluses. No litter anywhere, hardly any cigarette smoke, and no taxi touting – it’s illegal for cab drivers to hail pedestrians or overcharge customers. This is a breath of fresh air after the rest of Asia! But on balance, no, the restrictive laws in Singapore certainly detract from the pleasure of exploring it.
2. The MTR. Singapore’s underground system, the MTR is nowhere near as good as we expected. Well, perhaps that’s a little harsh – the actual network is reasonably extensive, modern, swift and clean. And doesn’t even cost too much. Just don’t eat or drink anywhere in the trains or stations, or – you guessed it – you’ll be fined. No, the problem is the ticketing system. It is absolutely infuriating! You have to buy plastic ticket cards from ticket machines, which at first glance seems similar to many other systems. But no. First, your fare is almost doubled buy having to buy a ‘deposit’ for the card, which you can get back at the end of your journey by feeding it into another machine. This leads to a lot of queuing – the queues for tickets are effectively doubled everywhere. Worse, at the airport it took us 15 minutes of searching to find the machines to reclaim our deposits on leaving Singapore – don’t tell me they were hidden out of site at the back of the station underneath the escalators by mistake when the ultra modern station was designed! No, they clearly want deposits for keeps! But perhaps most annoying of all is that the ticket machines only give up to $4 of change (about £2). This means you can’t use most notes (if you’re lucky enough to be queuing for a machine that accepts notes…), so you need oodles of coins to afford your trip. Worse, if you have no change and queue up (again) for a manned booth to try and get your ticket, you’ll only be told that they can’t sell any. BUT they can give you change and send you back to queue (AGAIN!!!) at another machine! Unbelievably daft! In summary – wherever possible, we walked.
Ah well. This is the last of Asia. We can’t quite believe it. We’ve arrived now in a new continent only to find it’s a lot like home – and have ended up with a strange kind of inverse culture-shock! Gary has been particularly vulnerable to this… more later in the post on Perth!